Memento Mori

Hello, I really only got one of these to fill time. My name Is Maya, I am a transgendered individual MTF. But that, is only a tiny part of who I am. I mostly spend my time reading and watching scary movies. But I have been known to play videogames and listen to music.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

—hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy